Cock And Republic Files For Bankruptcy

Shirt Talkers-Looks like Michael Ball is finally realizing how dead the look of Cock & Republic jeans are, and that MOST people don’t have $300+ to spend on jeans anymore. They are filing for bankruptcy to “”ease pressures on its balance sheet” but we both know they’re done. They’re going to waste even more money bringing in a advisor that used to work for the brand North Face.

Michael, how much more money do you need? Realize your loses and move on. You already made million with this garbage. Stop being greedy… – Cut N’ Sew.

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Daily Celebrity Gossip Roundup

Kim Kardashian’s ass in a bikini – FROM BEHIND. It’s the apocalypse! Thesuperficial.com
Lindsay Lohan Broke, In Dire Straits TMZ.com
Jesse James in (Even More) Hot Water Popeater.com
Robert Pattinson In A Top Hat. Celebuzz.com
This is a joke, right? Celebslam.com
Aaron Carter Getting Married Dlisted.com
Hayden Panettiere Tries To Drop Some Cleavage Hollywoodtuna.com
Michelle McGee Fires Back At Chelsea AGAIN Perezhilton.com
Liam Hemsworth: ‘I Love Miley’s Family’ Starpulse.com

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Christine BLOWce – Angles And Photoshop Ambassador

Shirt Talkers-The Ambassador of A.P. (Angles & Photoshop) is the OG myspace faker turned designer. Forbidden set the bar high for ugly prostitots to use angles and airbrushing in photoshop to trick geeks on Myspace. Good business? maybe. Tricking over 2093031 people on Myspace she has used that following to peddle her cheese brand Twisted Elegance. Cut N’ Sew she needs your consulting advice immediately, her brand looks as beat as her non photoshopped mug.

BLOWce, have you ever considered the UFC? My advice is to quit fashion and to call Dana White asap. You and Lindsay BlOWhan fighting over a gram sack of coke would bring record setting viewers in. – Cut N’ Sew

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Robert Pattinson VS. Barack Obama

This is what happens when prostitots have their voices heard. Time Magazine is doing their yearly 100 most influential people of year and it looks like Robert Pattinson is in first place. What the fuck is this world coming too? First Freddy Fags actually hangs out with non transexual girls, and now Robert Pattinson is considered a more influential person over Barack Obama?! Check out some of the other “WTF?!” choices on that list.- Cut N’ Sew.

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Daily Celebrity Gossip Roundup

Anna Paquin is bisexual Thesuperficial.com
10 Million Reasons Tiger Was Afraid of Rachel TMZ.com
Claire Robinson: You Are Your Own Executive Chef Popeater.com
Justin Bieber Buys Funny Or Die, Turns It Into Bieber Or Die Celebbuzz.com
50 Cent’s time is valuable Celebslam.com
It Was Just A Joke Dlisted.com
Alyssa Milano’s Sweet Profile In Tight Jeans Hollywoodtuna.com
Carnie Wilson Collapses! Perezhilton.com
Janet Jackson Promises More Albums Starpulse.com

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Kim HAIRdashian In Miami

Shirt Talkers- Kim was seen in Miami today with a freshly waxed chest enjoying Spring Break without Reggie Bush, His mom must have not gotten over that fact that she likes to get pissed on.

Doesn’t she endorse salads from Carls Jr? Why is her stomache so soft looking, I can only imagine the smell of her belly button after a long day at the beach. YUCK – Cut N’ Sew.

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Spanker And Heidi The Last Of The Mohicans

Shirt TalkersThe press whores are at it again. Lack of income will make you do things such as make up stupid nicknames. Running Bear? Spankers face looks to have a dead albino bear on it and White Wolf’s botox collaboration shows a happy constipation look. – Rawd Denim

They’re relationship must be really strong, Hiedi’s frozen pork face can’t express when she’s upset. -Cut N’ Sew

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Brand Imaging: 101 – Megan Fox & Armani

Armani wants to sell shit, and Man Thumbs Fox is part of their new underwear campaign. Don’t worry Megan, you can always bag your thumbs.- Cut N’ Sew

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Bravo Undecided On Smell On Earth

Shirt Talkers-Cut N’ Sew, I guess Bravo is undecided whether or not their viewers want to smell Kell CUNTrone for another season. I really want to know how such a homely person can do PR for a industry that revolves around image.

“She said she signed a “major deal in L.A. last week” for a “scripted network TV show,” PRNewser reports:

“I’m going to be executive producing and writing” she said. The show will be about the fashion industry. Cutrone will also be executive producing two other reality shows and will continue to appear on MTV’s “The City,” which returns on April 27th.” – NYmag.com

She’s giving the wrong image about PR. Being ugly and in PR is only a fantasy that TV writers can create. Nothing worse than a ugly girl with a bad attitude representing your brand.- Cut N’ Sew.

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Meet David Harrison Levi STARSCAMMER

Shirt Talkers-Check out David Harrison Levi “STARMAKER”. His claim to fame is working out of his apartment while lying to people about being a “talent manager” and “music producer”. He owns David Levi Entertainment Worldwide LLC Beverly Hills, CA 90210 USA aka his apartment. This lawn gnome loves to take pictures with celebrities and name drop on his Facebook to make people think he’s someone with connections. What do you think about this Cut N’ Sew?

He looks like Chuy but with long hair. He seems like the typical run of the mill faker who takes photos with celebrities and makes people think he knows them on a personal level. Reminds me of someone else – Cut N’ Sew.

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