Hipsters Love Getting Raped By American Apparel

Shirt Talkers – Looks like Perv Charney has the L.A. sweetshop scene down to a science. More and more Hipsters are purchasing his is trash brand and paying top dollar for it “American Apparel’s total retail net sales increased 10.4% to $108.2 million for the fourth quarter of 2009 as compared to $98.0 million for the same period in 2008. However, comparable store sales declined 7 percent during the 2009 4th quarter.” – Apparelnews.com

Perv Charney is laughing all the way to the Bank. Once all the retarded sheep like hipsters realize his apparel is made in a legalized sweatshop in downtown LA, they might stop getting raped…literally.-Cut N’ Sew.

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Stop Talking Shirt! & Listen: T-Lame – Reverse Cowgirl

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Ricky Martin – IS GAY

Shirt Talkers- Ricky Martin cleaned out his closet today on his official blog. This must come to a huge shock to a lot of our readers.

What a great way to get press, playing the “Gay” card. Didn’t you see what it did to Ellen’s Career?! – Cut N’ Sew.”

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Sesame Street Does Manly GaG Gag's: Telephone

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Brand Imaging: 101 – Kelly Brook & Ultimo

Ultimo Lingerie wants to sell stuff and 30 yr old Kelly Brook has become their new face. Watch and learn… – Cut N’ Sew.

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Our Very Own: Kon Artist

When he’s not poppin bottles and sexin’ prostitots in Hollywierd, Kon Artist gets a little R.R. hanging out on the FBI’s most wanted list and terrorizing San Jose, CA.

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FIDM Girl Weekly: Rebecca Lee Randall

Meet FIDM Chick: Rebecca Lee Randall

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Daily Celebrity Gossip Roundup

Kendra Wilkinson & Holly Madison in Bikinis Thesuperficial.com
Dodgers Divorce- $9 Mil For Jamie’s Lawyers Tmz.com
White Powder Puffs From Lindsay Lohan’s Shoes Popeater.com
Tiger Woods’ Wife Is Oddly Unenthusiastic About Attending The Masters to Support Him This Year Celebuzz.com
Alessandra Ambrosio Upskirt Celebslam.com
Kim Kardashian is good at Twitter Theblemish.com
Demi Moore Needs A Hobby Dlisted.com
Katy Perry’s Boobs Keep Up The Good Work Hollywoodtuna.com
Carrie Prejean Gets Sued! Perezhilton.com
Chris Brown Snubbed Over Birthday Party Plans Starpulse.com

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Drai's Hollywood: The Hot prostitot Spot

Shirt Talker- Looks like Drai’s Hollywood is the newest hot spot for all the prostItots and celebrities. From their Yelp review: “Very hard to get in unless you obviously have a high Girl/Guy Ratio. Bottle Service will run you at $395/3 heads starting there and they only have i believe about 65 tables to fill… so be sure you roll with many HOT GIRLS or have $$ or else wait 3 years later to try and get in” looks like they’re on the right track…

Looks like the hardest thing about Drai’s is the rock hard aftermarket bolt ons half of those girls have. And Snooki’s self tanning product must be flying off the shelves. – Cut N’ Sew.

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Calling Out Perez Hilton: PAPARAZZI SHOOT OFF

We are officially calling out Perez Hilton for a friendly “PAPARAZZI SHOOT OFF.” Since he’s the king queen of celebrity blogging we will let him choose the : Location and Date. We are putting it out there! – Cut N’ Sew.

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